And the extremely late applause goes to... Robyn Hoode!
"To think, Miss Woodhouse, all the time it was your cup that was poisoned!"
Congratulations, Robyn! I'm afraid there's no prize involved in winning a Sink Me! caption contest, but you do get glory and honor from the readers of this blog. (Start glorying and honoring, everybody!) A new contest is going up later today, so be on the lookout.