Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Caption Contest I

The rules for this game are quite easy indeed.  Write a hilarious caption for the picture below (no more than two or three sentences, please) and post your caption in a comment.  The comment box will be open for entries until next Wednesday, at which time I shall collect all the entries and we'll vote for the winner.  Make sense?

(At this point you are supposed to say, "As if it were crystal clear... my dear!")



Can't wait to see what you all come up with!

20 comments:

Molly said...

Mrs. Bennet: " The King is hosting a royal ball! In honor of his highness, the Prince!"

Rachel Heffington said...

Mrs. Bennet: "My Preciousssss!"

(I'll come back for more later, but I've gotta scoot)

Alexandra said...

I'm thinking...I'm thinking...

(that's me talking, not my caption. :-D In short, I will get back with you. :-D)

Rachel Heffington said...

Mrs. Bennet: "Oh the English and their STUPID sense of fair play!"

Rachel Heffington said...

"For pity's sake, SMILE woman--anyone would think we had quarreled."

Rachel Heffington said...

Jane: "As a matter of interest, will the time come when I read them first?"
Mrs. Bennet: "You'll enjoy this--she has a real flair for description." :)

Payton Wilson said...

This picture is *CLASSIC!*

Are we allowed more than one entry? If so, the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was:

"*evil laugh* Mr. Bingley is MINE!!"

But I'm pretty sure I can come up with something better, so I'll get back with you! =)

Caitlin said...

Oh please don't sneeze, oh please don't sneeze!!!!!!

Miss Elizabeth Bennet said...

Mrs B: "Mr. Collins's cousin is coming."
or
Mrs B:
"Who can we marry off this time?"

Abigail said...

"I'm going to steal it. I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence." (quote from National Treasure ;)

Miss Dashwood said...

Wow, you ladies are hysterical! I'm loving this!

Petie, you can most definitely enter as many captions as you like! That goes for everyone else too, of course. :D

Hayden said...

hahahaha.

I'm not that original; I can't think of anything right now...but ya'll are hilarious!

Naomi said...

haha!! the first thing that came into my mind was "It's mine,my own!! MY Precious!!" Than I noticed that Rachel Heffington thought so too!!! (: (:
Love~Naomi

Payton Wilson said...

"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea..."

Maria Elisabeth said...

Mrs Bennet: I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. You just had to.....

Scullery Maid said...

If you ever want to see Mr. Darcy again...

Abigail said...

"The person you need, is Nanny McPhee."

The Birzer Family said...

WHERE DOES MR. DARCY GET ALL HIS WONDERFUL TOYS?!

The Birzer Family said...

Netherfield Park, always brings a smile to my face. (both this and my other one are spin offs from BATMAN 1989 by the Joker)

Miss Dashwood said...

Thanks for all your entries, folks! The contest is now closed for entries. Voting begins!