Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Caption Contest II

The rules are all the same as in Caption Contest I, except I've changed one thing-- you may enter a maximum of two (2) captions per customer.  (Doesn't that sound professional? :D)

21 comments:

Lydia said...

"Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp..."
~Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End~

Anne-girl said...

Lizzy: Is that made out of construction paper?

Collins: Yup! i made it myself. I wanted it to be really special and handmade.

Lizzy; It's construction paper.

Molly said...

Mr Collins: "My desert flower! Please except this gift and we will conquer all with our love!"
Lizzy: "Did you fix Buzz? Er, I mean, Mr. Collins?"

Julia said...

ENTRY ONE:
"I grew this just for you in my hothouse." (Mr. Collins)
"I've always preferred wildflowers." (Lizzy)

ENTRY TWO:
"I have something for you as a token of the violence of my affections..."
"I'm sorry, but I'm deathly allergic to weeds."


This is so much fun, Miss Dashwood! Great pictures for these contests, by the way. ;)

Melody said...

When does the contest END, I would like to know? ;-)

Scullery Maid said...

Collins: What a pretty garnish. Did you pick it yourself?
Lizzy: I assure you sir, I have nothing to do in the kitchen!

OR

Collins: Look at this strange little flower I found.
Lizzy: Its not scarlet, is it?

The Birzer Family said...

Good night, goodnight! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow, dearest cousin Elizabeth.

Rachel Heffington said...

Mr. Collins: "I want to do something for her...but what?"
Lady Catherine: "Well, there are the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..."
(paraphrasing of Beauty and the Beast :)

Rachel Heffington said...

Cuzzun Elizabuth..don't move. I have spied a Bee. ;)

Lydia said...
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Anonymous said...

You mean a flower about that tall, with yellow petals? No! No, I haven't seen it Mr. Collins!

Miss Dashwood said...

Hilarious, gals! I am laughing my head off over here!
Melody, the contest ends next Wed Nez Day-- sorry I forgot to put that on here!

Miss Elizabeth Bennet said...

1. Oh Mr. Collins,and his stupid sense of floral beauty.

2. But then,horticulture was never his forte,was it?

Payton Wilson said...

Mr. Collins:
After all, my dear cousin, it is by no means certain whether another flower of this quality will ever again be offered to you.

Miss Elizabeth Bennet said...

I'll give this a try.

Lizzy: And his brother rode seven miles to get a wasp's nest.... Why can't I get a wasp's nest?

Yes, a Wives and Daughters reference hehe!

Jemimah said...

Do you want me a bachelor, o little flower? Do you? DO YOU? Now pleeeeeese work your charm! (Mr Collins)

When you've finished? (Lizzy)

Btw, that was entry 1. (racking my brains for another one.)

Jemimah said...

Entry 2:

Mr Collins - "I was walking in the woods and I saw... I repeat, I saw....

Lizzy - Yes... I know... a hippopotamus.

Marie said...

This is from the "Someday my Prince will come," the song Snow White sings in the Disney movie if you didn't recognize it....

He was so romantic, I could not resist...

Margaret Hale said...

Lizzy: You cannot give me this.

Mr. Collins: It is mine to give to whom I choose, as is my heart.

(The quote is from The Lord Of The Rings)

Miss Dashwood said...

Thanks for all your entries, everyone! This contest is now closed.

Melody said...

Aaahhh. I forgot. >.< (Until just now :P)

OOOH! EMAIL FOLLOW-UP COMMENTS! THEEEYYY'REE BAAAACK!!!!!!!

Let's all have a party. :D