The rules are all the same as in Caption Contest I, except I've changed one thing-- you may enter a maximum of two (2) captions per customer. (Doesn't that sound professional? :D)
Mr. Collins: "I want to do something for her...but what?" Lady Catherine: "Well, there are the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..." (paraphrasing of Beauty and the Beast :)
21 comments:
"Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp..."
~Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End~
Lizzy: Is that made out of construction paper?
Collins: Yup! i made it myself. I wanted it to be really special and handmade.
Lizzy; It's construction paper.
Mr Collins: "My desert flower! Please except this gift and we will conquer all with our love!"
Lizzy: "Did you fix Buzz? Er, I mean, Mr. Collins?"
ENTRY ONE:
"I grew this just for you in my hothouse." (Mr. Collins)
"I've always preferred wildflowers." (Lizzy)
ENTRY TWO:
"I have something for you as a token of the violence of my affections..."
"I'm sorry, but I'm deathly allergic to weeds."
This is so much fun, Miss Dashwood! Great pictures for these contests, by the way. ;)
When does the contest END, I would like to know? ;-)
Collins: What a pretty garnish. Did you pick it yourself?
Lizzy: I assure you sir, I have nothing to do in the kitchen!
OR
Collins: Look at this strange little flower I found.
Lizzy: Its not scarlet, is it?
Good night, goodnight! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow, dearest cousin Elizabeth.
Mr. Collins: "I want to do something for her...but what?"
Lady Catherine: "Well, there are the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..."
(paraphrasing of Beauty and the Beast :)
Cuzzun Elizabuth..don't move. I have spied a Bee. ;)
You mean a flower about that tall, with yellow petals? No! No, I haven't seen it Mr. Collins!
Hilarious, gals! I am laughing my head off over here!
Melody, the contest ends next Wed Nez Day-- sorry I forgot to put that on here!
1. Oh Mr. Collins,and his stupid sense of floral beauty.
2. But then,horticulture was never his forte,was it?
Mr. Collins:
After all, my dear cousin, it is by no means certain whether another flower of this quality will ever again be offered to you.
I'll give this a try.
Lizzy: And his brother rode seven miles to get a wasp's nest.... Why can't I get a wasp's nest?
Yes, a Wives and Daughters reference hehe!
Do you want me a bachelor, o little flower? Do you? DO YOU? Now pleeeeeese work your charm! (Mr Collins)
When you've finished? (Lizzy)
Btw, that was entry 1. (racking my brains for another one.)
Entry 2:
Mr Collins - "I was walking in the woods and I saw... I repeat, I saw....
Lizzy - Yes... I know... a hippopotamus.
This is from the "Someday my Prince will come," the song Snow White sings in the Disney movie if you didn't recognize it....
He was so romantic, I could not resist...
Lizzy: You cannot give me this.
Mr. Collins: It is mine to give to whom I choose, as is my heart.
(The quote is from The Lord Of The Rings)
Thanks for all your entries, everyone! This contest is now closed.
Aaahhh. I forgot. >.< (Until just now :P)
OOOH! EMAIL FOLLOW-UP COMMENTS! THEEEYYY'REE BAAAACK!!!!!!!
Let's all have a party. :D
Post a Comment